i bet sherlock will go to do something stupid and john will be like “don’t you dare, william sherlock scott holmes!” and sherlock will say “or what, john hamish watson?” and they’ll just stare at each other for ten whole minutes
"Or I’ll marry you."
jehovahs witnesses just came to my door and they were these little old ladies so I didn’t have the heart to tell them I wasn’t interested so yea I just spent 20 minutes learning about jesus while wearing an avocado face mask
are you guacaholy now
u do not know real pain until you’ve woken up from a dream about your favorite band member
let us have a moment of silence for those who unknowingly dated and broke up with a future celebrity