Tumblr Mouse Cursors

accidently:

accidently:

littlebreadstick:

accidently:

my seventeenth birthday is in a few weeks…and I’m actually kind of sad…i really like being sixteen

but if your sixteen you cant be the dancing queen

thank u little bread stick that made me feel better 

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this is the best thing to happen to one of my text posts

thefatandfurious:

queenfattyoftherollpalace:

My fat body is not a problem to be solved.

I am not a “before” picture.

I am not a work in progress.

I am complete.

100% THIS.

xplosivediarrhea:

imagine how much power you’d have if you woke up with a clear face and perfect hair every day

Ever After- Movie Posters

i can’t deal with this. why am i such an idiot

me at home: i've been wearing the same jeans and band shirt for the last three weeks but it still smells alright so i'll keep wearing it
me going away: I NEED ONE SHIRT FOR EACH DAY AND EXTRA IN CASE IT GETS DIRTY AND THE SAME AMOUNT OF JEANS AND SOCKS ACTUALLY NO I'LL NEED EXTRA SOCKS IN CASE IT FLOODS AND DOUBLE THE UNDERWEAR IN CASE OF DISASTER AND ONE NICE OUTFIT IN CASE I GET INVITED TO TEA WITH THE QUEEN

fetusalex:

Full Frontal Season Finale!

Baby: *coughs*
Baby: I-I-
Mom: what is it, baby child??!?!!!
Baby: I GOT YOUR PICTURE IM COMING WITH YOU. DEAR MARIA, COUNT ME IN. THERES A STORY AT THE BOTTOM OF THIS BOTTLE AND IM THE PEN
Baby: *guitar noises*

↳ If Marianas Trench’s Music Videos Were Comic Books

giraffepoliceforce:

If people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then I am going to assume that all bald men are actually eagles.

shutupaubrey:

do you ever see a picture of someone with a body like yours and you’re momentarily comforted like they look pretty good…i probably look good too